Nor is the man who put his name to this beast. Lord Thomas Alexander. Fermor-Hesketh, an eccentric aristocrat with a passion for things fast and mechanical, ploughed his hefty inheritance into designing and building the V1000 in the early Eighties. A more British venture you’d be hard pushed to find.

Hesketh, and the press, built the 511000 up as the bike that would save the British motorcycle industry. Sadly it was destined to fail.

David rocks the Hesketh off its main stand, turns both fuel taps to on (it uses one for each cylinder), feeds in a touch of choke and fires the 992cc V-twin into life. Oh, what a sound. The flat rhythmic booms from the Hesketh’s pipes sound like two Brit singles competing for attention. It’s an extraordinary exhaust note and quite unlike an Italian V-twin.

As I lean forward to the bars, the seat’s so wide it splays my legs, losing me two inches in height, so reaching the floor is harder than it would normally be. For anyone smaller it’d be a struggle.

One advantage for someone 6ft-plus is long- distance comfort. Once settled in, I feel as though I could sit there all day. Some owners do, covering huge mileages in one hit. That’s the Hesketh’s true

forte. It’s a grand tourer; the two-wheeled equivalent of a Jag, without the walnut dash and leather trim. When riding a Hesketh, planning ahead is essential. Its no good tramping along in the hope that you’ll be able to react to bends, roundabouts and other obstacles in your path. This is not a bike that executes split-second decisions.

So I make it my mission to seek out its favored territory: smooth, winding A-roads. It’s not long before we find our quarry. Time to stretch the V1000′s legs.

I steal a glance at the speedometer. We’re doing 80mph — very comfortably it must be said — at 4200rpm. As I wind on the throttle, in top, the speedo flashes its way past a ton.

Given enough road she might show 120mph, but I don’t want to rely on the Brembo brakes. They lack power and feel and are simply not up to stopping a bike of this size. New pads, lines and fluid would improve things.

One thing that doesn’t need improving is the ride quality. It’s excellent. Top quality Marzocchi suspension shields the rider from jolts and shakes that might otherwise be brought on by bumps and undulations in the road. Stability, too, is superb.

Away from the fluid rhythm of the A-road the Hesketh requires more input. For every mile of road, we’re faced with at least three bends. The bike’s 19in front wheel and lengthy wheelbase accentuate the heavy steering. And under steer is my unwelcome companion as I exit every corner. The bike’s out of its comfort zone and it’s letting me know.

When the V1000 was launched its notch gearbox was criticized, but as I snick another ratio on David’s bike I wonder what all the fuss was about. Five hours in and I haven’t missed a gear.

Heskeths have long been misunderstood. Sure they had their foibles when launched, but a fully- sorted example, like this, is a different proposition altogether. It doesn’t burn any oil, leak any fluid or crunch any gears. And it’s a pleasure to ride.

Hesketh’s intention was to build a high quality British bike. This sorted example at last lives up to that ideal. And that, given the marque’s troubled past, is a very big deal indeed.

The bike’s builder, Norton specialist Mick Hemmings, tickled the MK1 Concentrics, switched on the ignition, and with the machine on the main stand gave it a measured forceful swing. Result? Silence.

For the second attempt Mick depressed the kick start lever close to horizontal before starting his swing. He reckons that this technique reduces the possibility of kickback. But there was still no hint of cooperation from the engine.

A third swing. RUMBAAAAaaa! The mighty parallel twin burst into life with that snarling, powerful soul-stirring blast that peashooter ‘silenced’ Commandos emit, rattling the workshop windows and  provoking a satisfied grin from Mick. It sounded as healthy and as powerful as any road-going British twin can.

A few days later, and with the bike now in possession of a MoT certificate, I was back at the Hemmings’ workshop for the eagerly awaited road test. Mick had ridden the bike across town to get the MoT, but to be its first run on the open road.

The Commando was wheeled out of the workshop, the carburetors tickled, and  this time it fired first kick under Hemmings‘ right leg. Impressive.

The sound of the Norton brought building workers out of nearby site doorways to savour the noise and watch Mick make some adjustments to improve the idle.

The sun was shining and I was looking forward to a relatively restrained ride at running-in speeds on some of my favorite Northampton shire back roads.

Fortunately Mick had other ideas. “Don’t be afraid to give it a decent thrashing,” he confidently grinned as I climbed aboard. With the prospect of a pleasant dawdle turning into a full blooded burn-up I wasn’t about to argue with him.

Wide and handsome thanks to its western- style bars, this example isn’t too high because

it’s fitted with a cut down seat that was originally used on a production race bike. The low seat height suited me and I was able to settle in fairly quickly to deal with Northampton town traffic.

The diaphragm spring clutch gives a relatively light and smooth action — a real improvement over previous Norton twins — and the gearbox changed faultlessly. It felt like a new bike, which in effect it is.

Out on the open road the true benefit of the Commando with its rubber-cushioned engine was apparent. Vibration all but isolated thanks to the Isolastic mountings, the Commando could be cruised at any sensible speed in comfort.

I soon discovered that Mick’s confidence in the freshly built motor was well founded. The engine was willing to rev and it gave no hint of protest. Obviously I wouldn’t ride a new engine flat out, and there were no plans for speed testing. But this was an opportunity to sample the torque and power of the vertical twin without revving it too hard.

At high cruising speeds the wide bars are hard work. And at speed Commandos have a tendency to feel slightly light at the front with a disposition to oscillate at the steering head. This bike was no exception, despite it being on modern Avon tyres.

The buyer of this machine has specified an 18in rear rim rather than the standard 19M item to allow a wider tyre choice. Mick argues that steering is best with 19in rims sharpness; the modern rubber does give confidence in corners and under braking. Because the Commando has real presence and because it makes such a glorious noise, you find yourself getting rather carried away. But with those wide bars it becomes wearing pulling against the wind and you eventually find yourself easing back… until you get bored that is, and off you go with another burst of speed! The customer has asked for lower bars to be fitted, and various other detail changes, before he takes delivery.

Ninety miles later I was back at flick’s Northampton workshop. “How was it?” he inquired, raising an amused eyebrow when told that I’d seen 100mph on the clock. Perhaps he hadn’t expected me to take his running in advice quite so literally.

Many of us regard the Norton Commando as the most practical of the classic British vertical twins for modern traffic conditions and distance riding. And this scratch-built conglomeration of components confirms the Commando’s status as such.

Any niggles? Well, the dumpy grips are not to my taste. I also found throttle action rather gritty, the rear brake weak, and the front twin leading shoe Tickle brake good on first application but prone to fade.

But overall this 1970 Roadster is a fine machine and proof that a bike that is carefully built from parts can end up as a fantastically integrated machine.

The bike’s male-slider fork is well damped and has seven- way adjustments for rebound and compression damping, and the rear dual shocks offer five-way spring preload adjustment. On smooth terrain and riding over small road imperfections the suspension feels compliant, especially the front end with its superior fork. Bumps are very noticeable in back, though, where the short shock travel jars the rider. I noticed a slight pogo effect when going over potholes; something other testers did not experience, possibly because of their heavier weight.

The belt-driven Cruise is outfitted with Bridgestone Battlax radials, a 120/70 ZR-18 front and 180/55 ZR-17 rear, which provide stability and good grip even in light rain. Some weight savings come from the hollow-cast aluminum wheels. When you get to twisty roads the Cruise is planted and stable, both in long sweepers and tight corners. It has good low-end torque and there’s no throttle abruptness when you get on it coming out of a corner. It holds a line well, and if it weren’t for the limited cornering clearance the Cruise could keep up with some sportbikes in the twisties. UM refers to the Cruise as a power or sport cruiser, and once you ride it you can relate.

The seat is not only low at 27.75 inches, it’s also narrower than the average cruiser‘s seat, which should thrill riders with short inseams. With my 34-inch inseam, when the Cruise is parked on its sidestand I can walk up to the bike and literally step right over it and keep on walking. The long wheelbase of 65.4 inches makes it feel like a larger motorcycle when you climb aboard, and the reach to the handlebar is a stretch and the footpegs place your feet way out in front. But check this out: The footpegs are dealer adjustable (the shift rod needs to be changed) to one of two positions, and can be moved back approximately 2 inches from what you see pictured. The seat is comfortable enough that your butt will outlast your upper body and arms at highway speeds. As is typical on a cruiser, windblast hits the rider in the chest so you need to hang tightly to those handgrips at speed. We found that cruising below 75 mph was the best way to ride longer distances in comfort. (There’s also a touring version available with a National Cycle windscreen, three-piece Saddlemen detachable synthetic saddlebags, a backrest, a luggage rack, engine guards and floorboards.)

The Cruise gleams in the sunlight with its combination of chromed metal and plastic. Mirrors provide a good rear view, and though the triple disc brakes are not up to sportbike standards, they’re fine for cruising at more moderate speeds and we didn’t experience any fading or grabbing. The tank pivots up for easier engine service, and you’ll need a large Phillip’s screwdriver to remove the single bolt that holds down the one-piece seat. Our test bike did not come with a toolkit.

Our only complaint is with the Nintendo Game Boy-like LED digi­tal instrument panel that’s some­times hard to read in sunlight. The fuel gauge seems to have a mind of its own, as it takes anywhere from 2-5 miles after a fill-up before the bar graph registers full, and then it jumps around, so we rely on the tripmeter to figure out when to gas up. The Cruise does gets excellent average fuel economy at 45.7 mpg. The speedometer has a delayed reaction as well, though curiously that seems to be correcting itself—as is the light backfiring when coming off the throttle at highway speeds—as we put on more miles.

We can’t offer any assurances as to how the Cruise will hold up for the long haul; we can report that we’ve put almost 1,000 trouble-free miles on our test bike, and we’re impressed with its handling and rider friendli­ness. Probably the biggest challenge UM faces is convincing those who are skeptical about investing in a relatively unknown product that it’s reliable, so the company has tossed in a three-year, 15,000-mile transferable warranty. The $6,399 price tag makes it competitively priced as well. Note: The Cruise tested here is a 2007 model; for 2008 the only change will be color choices: silver, black or bur­gundy. Our test unit came with a Hyosung instrument cover; apparently, late-2007 models have a new one made by UM.

Born in                                  : 1980

Current Machine              : Yamaha

I’m not especially into old bikes, it just love riding bikes – any bikes. I started watching racing in ’94, so this is a bit early for me.

I was just an itch in my dad’s underpants when this was being raced. He was a bit of a Kenny Roberts fan. He’s been ringing me all weekend asking what the bikes like.

You’ve got to ride it like a 125 motocross bike. You have to be really committed and ride it near the limit the whole time or it just doesn’t want to know. Obviously, that’s quite hard when you’ve had so little time on the bike. Fortunately this is a left foot change with a race pattern, like on my bike, so I didn’t have to worry about a right foot shift.

Ii only makes power when you open it up. The brakes don’t work and it doesn’t handle in the way that our bikes do now. With what they rode then I don’t understand how they got the lap times. This has a really low center of gravity and a light front end; it’s just the total opposite of what we have now.

Kenny is a legend. I spoke to him about the bike at the GP last weekend. He said I’d enjoy it, but he told me to make sure I looked after it. He’ll be glad we kept it in one piece.

KalGard clear Chain Kote is just like the original Chain Kote, but in a Clear formula, now with PTFE for additional wear life. An excellent lubricant designed especially for roller chains, the light, penetrating  lubricant reaches into rollers and pins, thickens right after application and will not be thrown off, even at racing speeds. It also lubes and protects O-rings, will not wash off in rain but can easily be removed with Kal-Gard contact cleaner.

MORE LUGGAGES FOR YOUR ULYSSES.

Three new Buell accessories include soft luggage designed specifically for 2006-later Buell XB12X Ulysses models. The new top- and side-case interior luggage is nylon pieces designed to fit perfectly within the cases. Each features a large front pocket with built-in storage organizer, a shoulder strap and carry handle for easy transport off the bike. The new Triple Tail Backpack is designed to fit securely over the Ulysses triple tail pad and doubles as a back­pack. Reflective trim increases night-time visibility and a rain cover are included.

The DOHC-URS engine was designed by Helmut Fath who used one to win the world sidecar 1968championship. Friedl Munch fitted the engines into Rickman frames to compete in the 500cc solo world championship in 1970. Unfortunately Munch and Fath fell out, killing the project.

SilverTrek Trailers’ all-new luxury motorcycle trailer is built with the same formula used to build $150,000 multi- car stacker trailers. Some of the most recognizable attributes of the SilverTrek are the smooth, sweeping lines of the exterior radius trims and the three- dimensional cast-aluminum SilverTrek logo plate. Every aspect of this trailer exhibits the utmost in precision craftsmanship. For the guy who enjoys the finer things in life, this is a “must add” to your arsenal of toys!

FULMER HELMET.

Fulmer Helmets’ new full-facemodel, the Snell-approved AF-SS is the result of intricate and exhaustive research and development: The AF-SS features a superior aerodynamic shape that looks aggres­sive while meeting the highest industry standards for safety. The technologically advanced AF-SS features Fulmer’s new proprietary shield system, QR2 Switch, and DRI-LEX moisture-wicking interior that keeps a rider cool and dry by wicking perspiration, moving it away from the rider’s skin and allowing it to evaporate.

The passenger sits in a true lap of luxury, ensconced against a backrest that’s equipped with wraparound arm­rests and built-in speaker’s—the volume control is on the side. The rear seat is as comfy as the rider’s portion, and the feet are placed on fold-out footboards. It all results in a spread-out, settled-in feeling. Just note that the protruding speakers inhibit the ability to carry long items that overlap the seat, such as the tent and camp chair I carried on my weekend sojourn. Your H-D dealer will cheerfully sell you a luggage rack that attaches to the TourPak lid, but lacking that I was able to position these items toward the front of the passenger- seat where they cleared the speakers. The 63.5-inch wheelbase enhances straight-line stability on the highway, where the Ultra can thrum along with the tunes pouring from the stereo speakers and the intercom system allowing the rider to easily speak with the passenger. The full-featured cruise control holds speeds steady across hills and valleys, and can be fine tuned by nudging the thumb control.

With rake/trail figures of a relatively steep 26 degrees combined with a laid-back 6.2 inches, the Glide offers a sat­isfying blend of surprisingly light, quick steering for a 850- pound motorcycle, with stability. It becomes fun to hustle down a twisty road until it runs smack up against the bane of most Harleys—lack of cornering clearance. Way too soon the side-stand and footboards begin to drag, and cooler heads need prevail; the Glide forces the rider to remain with­in its cornering limitations or suffer the consequences. With its three four-piston brake calipers, the days of having to immediately upgrade your Harley brakes are over. Now with the addition of optional anti-lock brakes, things get even better. Head for that patch of gravel across the road, keep the bike upright and nail the brakes. You’ll feel the initial deceleration, a sudden pulsing in the brake lever and pedal as the brakes momentarily release and by contrast the bike almost seems to accelerate across the gravel patch, then immediate reapplication of the brakes and deceleration. All you need to do is maintain pressure on the brakes and the bike does the rest; ABS can save your hog’s bacon (as long as you’re upright rather than leaned over in a corner).

The FLH has an air-adjustable rear suspension, and Harley calls for no additional air pressure for a solo rider of up to 150 pounds, on up to 20-25 psi for a big rider and 200-pound passenger. Air pressure in the system acts as a spring, and the rear suspension is adequately damped. My only comment is that I wished for greater damping in the non-adjustable fork, which moved too readily for my tastes. With the 9.2:1 compression ratio you’ll run 91-octane (premium) fuel in your Big Twin. Another notable change this year is that fuel capacity has been increased from 5.0 to 6.0 gallons, yet the tank still has a clean look. The 38.4 mpg I recorded during my solo, mostly highway time on cruise control was a bit disappointing, and translates to a range of about 230 miles.

Some riders have a tendency to dismiss Harley- Davidson’s air-cooled twins as antiquated dinosaurs, as overpriced bikes that don’t measure up in terms of tech­nology. Granted, that was true a number of years ago, and today their power and smoothness do not match that of the multi-cylinder bikes. However, considering that the Ultra is a toured intended for comfort, luggage carrying and a sat­isfying ride, the new, better one reminds us not only how far Harley-Davidson has come, but that it’s still moving onward and upward.

What it is:

Sleeker styled version of Suzuki‘s first big 16-valve plain-bearing four, the GSX1100. Unrivalled combination of power, torque, comfort and handling. An automatic choice for production and drag racers alike because the engine can be tuned and tuned.

Others in its family tree:

The 1100 was also available with small cockpit fairing, full fairing, and in Katana trim as an 1100 and a rare 1000.

It’s good because:

It’s very powerful very strong, was around for ages so parts availability is good, and is easily tuned. Lighter than some, too.

It’s bad because:

The electrics are rubbish. And it’s one of the ugliest things to roll off a production line. Ever.

Other alternatives:

Kawasaki GPz1100, if you throw away its fuel injection system. Buy a Honda CB1.100R if you want something for the track.

What it is:

The last incarnation of the old Zl-derived engine. Hugely fast and, well, just huge. One of the earliest fuel-injected Japanese bikes. The pinnacle of big air-cooled sports bike design.

Others in its family tree:

Its roots trace back to the Zl. Original B1 model was un-faired. B2 got more torque and a cockpit fairing. The ZX model got a frame-mounted fairing, mono-shock, Star Wars styling and more power.

It’s good because:

150mph performance has never looked so cheap.

It’s bad because:

Fuel-injection gets temperamental with age (carb conversions are common). And the GPz900R is so much better.

Other alternatives:

Suzuki GSX1100EF offers the same combo of bulk and mind- bending power, but is ugly beyond belief. Honda CB1100R proddie racers are more desirable, but more expensive as a result.

Current Machine              :Suzuki GSV-R MotoGP

I started racing in ’98 and I’ve never ridden a bike older than that until today, but I really like old cars and getting the opportunity to ride the actual bike that Barry won his first 500 GP on is a real honor. I went to Barry’s house in Queensland. He had lots of his old race bikes there; it was fantastic. It’s really interesting to see how the technology has moved on.

I met Barry in ’99 and he really helped my career in 2000 and 2001. I’m really pleased that I got the offer to ride his bike; there was no way that I was going to refuse.

There are no brakes – I bet they were state of the art then – and there’s a lot of flex in the chassis. It goes from nothing to lots of power to nothing, I bet they were bloody hard to race. It’s my first time with a right foot shift and I usually ride with a road pattern gear shift. In one corner I changed up a gear when I wanted to brake. It got a bit interesting.

I have ridden two-strokes. I raced Suzuki RGV250s in 1998, but I didn’t expect this bike to be as fast as it is. The noise is very cool. Real two-stroke race bike noise. Our bikes are loud, but this is something else.

The latest addition to the CruzTOOLS family of T-handles is the 7-inch-long Power Drive Mini T-Driver. It contains a standard 1A-inch drive tip that is compatible with a wide variety of socket sizes and is easily carried on a motorcycle. A sliding “T” handle allows extra leverage when needed, or operation within a limited turning radius. All PowerDrive T-Handles are made using heat-treated chrome vanadium alloy for maximum strength, and completed with a polished chrome finish. They exceed ANSI standards and are guaranteed for life.

BACK PROTECTION FOR YOUR ‘STICH.

Thousands of riders have upgraded their Aerostich jackets and suits with the popular Bohn Aerostich Euro back protector since it was introduced six years ago. This product has been completely redesigned for the ’08 season, incorporating many features suggested by users. Now available in three sizes for pinpoint fitting in a suit, the CE-approved Euro is also cooler to wear due to reprofiling and ventilation panels. The tough but lightweight multi-element construction combines high-performance foam materials to give it great energy absorption.

In truth this short retrospective is as much about the men in the British motorcycle industry as the machines in those years between 1936—the foundation of the Triumph Engineering Company Ltd.—and 1973, when Norton Villiers absorbed Triumph. Names like Edward Turner, Jack Sangster, Bert Hopwood, Jack Wickes—they were as important in the 1950s as Soichiro Honda and Willie G. were in the next generation.

Back in the early 1930s Sangster owned the Ariel motorcycle company. In 1936 he bought the Triumph motor­cycle business, putting his Ariel employee, Ed Turner, in charge. He gave Turner a small office and an assis­tant, designer Bert Hopwood, and an assistant’s assistant, one Jack Wickes, who as a 16-year-old in 1931 had got­ten a job at Triumph and learned to wield a nice pencil in the blueprint department. Within a year the three of them came up with the 5T Speed Twin, a 27-horsepower, 500cc vertical twin that looked lean and sporty. It got the public’s attention. Success begets suc­cess, and two years later a faster ver­sion, the 33-horsepower Tiger 100 appeared—the 100 signified the speed that the Tiger was reputed to reach.

Then the war came along, and Sangster sold the Ariel division to BSA in 1940. In 1942 Turner, a feisty fellow, got in a fight with Sangster, quit, and went to work at BSA. Only to come back the following year. The war ended and Triumph returned to the business of building motorcycles, adding the 350cc 3T to the two 500s. Then Turner got in a fight with Hopwood, who left and went to Norton, where Hopwood devel­oped another vertical twin.

Turner liked to think of his motorcycles as gentlemanly transportation, for gents who wanted power, comfort and elegance. The infa­mous sprung hub provided a little more comfort, and expanding the engine to 650cc gave more power. Sitting down with Wickes and a blank sheet of paper resulted in a nacelle covering the head­light, providing a place to put the speedometer, ammeter and ignition switch, which resulted in the 1949 Thunderbird 6T Power was apparently a secondary consideration for Turner. Yes, they had made a GP version of the 500 for a couple of years in 1947 and 1948, but Turner did not really like the racing side of the business. A do-it-yourself race kit, with the Delta dual-carb cylinder head and hot cams, was available for the T100 in 1951. That was the same year that BSA acquired the Triumph Company.

In 1956 Sangster took over the BSA group, and put Turner in charge of developing and designing Triumph, BSA and Ariel motorcycles. Are you keeping all these names straight? The U.S. market, which consumed the biggest portion of the Triumph factory‘s output, always wanted more power; it provoked the advent of the 650cc, 42- horsepower Tiger 110, soon followed by the sporty-looking TR6, having no nacelle but a separate Speedo, tach and chromed headlight. At the same time Turner and Wickes were working on a new 350, the ideal commuter bike. The TwentyOne (for cubic inches) was in the 1957 line, having a very nice unit-con­struction 350cc engine, with gearbox backed up against the crankcase, sim­plifying the primary drive. The bore was 58.25mm, stroke, 65.5mm, for 349cc and 18.5 horsepower at 6,500 rpm. But it certainly lacked any sense of sportiness, as the front fender looked like a skinny helmet, the rear wheel half hidden by the two skirted panels which looked, to the unfocused eye, like a small upside-down bath. Anyone wanting the complete package could opt for the handlebar fairing and leg shields. A very gentlemanly ride, obvi­ously thought Turner, though the derisory English moto-press was fond of referring to gents wearing skirts.

For the 1959 model year the 350 (renamed the 3TA) was bored out to 69mm, creating 490cc, and the 500 5TA Speed Twin appeared, also with the ‘tub, claiming 27 horsepower. One should not blame just Turner and Wickes for overdressing their bikes; Philip Vincent had signed his motorcycle’s death warrant with the ill-advised 1955 Series D, which had full coverage from handlebars to taillight. Under Turner’s watch the 1958 Ariel Leader was com­pletely enclosed as well. Enclosure was a buzz-word among a few misguided members of the British motorcycle industry; this was the two-wheeled ver­sion of the Austin Seven. Somebody for­got to tell them that people who wanted cars bought cars, and people who wanted motorcycles wanted sport.

The American dealers were aghast. When Coventry began putting the bath­tub on the Thunderbird and the Tiger 110, it was quickly taken off at U.S. dealers. A breath of fresh air came in 1961 when Hopwood returned to Triumph, only to find that Turner was pushing hard for the enclosed Tina motorscooter— which was a sales flop. Even the sporting T100 suffered some enclosure of the rear wheel, though to a lesser degree than the 5TA. By 1962 Sangster had resigned his BSA chair­manship, and his successor had his own ideas; Turner was well aware that he was being none-too-gracefully squeezed out, and when he retired in 1964 the skirts went with him.